Humor Corner

Glad you made it! This little section of our website is dedicated to the funny part of our business. All of our work is in the field of Human Resources. So let’s face it, if it’s going to involve humans, sooner or later it’s going to be funny.

For those of you who are a little uptight about hiring a consultant who has a pair of nose and glasses on his website, don’t worry. You can ask any of our clients and they will tell you that we are completely professional about our work. Now, for those of you who are extremely uptight about yourselves, you are definitely in the wrong area of the website, and probably in the wrong website altogether. You see, at the BOOTH RESEARCH GROUP, we have fun at what we do.

This section of the website is a reflection of that fun. In this section we will provide various jokes, stories, humorous anecdotes, and similar information. We would like to make this as interactive and participative as possible, so we encourage you to send in your ideas, laughs, guffaws, stories, and similar thoughts. We will attempt to post them as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, we thought that you might like to hear a story from:

TALES OF ASSESSMENT CENTER HORRORS

Over the years we encounter all sorts of interesting candidates who look at exercises from new and sometimes unusual perspectives. One of the funniest was a fellow who was taking one of our in-basket exercises.

The basic set-up for this exercise is that the candidate is to assume that he or she is in the role of the position being tested. In this situation, it was a Fire Lieutenant. The candidates further assume that they have been out of town, and their in-baskets are filled with all sorts of memos, reports, email messages, telephone calls, and other assorted documents that present various problems for them to handle. Their task is to sort through those problems and develop an action plan. They are given about an hour to work through the documents and develop solutions to the problems. Once that hour is up, they go before the assessors to explain their rationale.

Unlike other consultants who simply have the candidates turn in their action plans for review at a later time by the assessors, we have the candidates actually sit down with the assessors to discuss their strategy. They explain why they chose the action they did, what alternatives they considered, whether or not they understood the likely consequences of their decisions, and the degree to which they are prepared to handle those consequences. We believe that it is essential that the candidates have an opportunity to explain their thinking on these matters.

So, this candidate for Fire Lieutenant finished his review of the documents for Fire Lieutenant and walked proudly into the room where the assessors were located. He took a quick look back at the first document he had handled, and said, “Woo wee, that was a tough one. I decided I was gonna put that one in my thinkin’ pile.” He pulled out his next document and sure enough said, “Woo wee, that was another one them troublesome ones. I’m gonna put that one in my thinkin’ pile too.” So the process went. Each item appeared troublesome to this candidate so the only action he took was to “put it in his thinkin’ pile”.

Now I’m the first to admit that the in basket is not necessarily a simulation of what actually goes on at a job. Indeed, when I go through my in basket at work, I frequently address a couple of difficult issues and then turn to something light, like jokes sent to me via email. Further, I think we all have encountered some problems that we thought might best be handled by putting them aside for a while, maybe into our “thinkin’ piles”. Indeed, sometimes the best way to handle some problems is to let them sit for a while in the hopes that they will go away. Now while this sometimes works in real-life, it is seldom a good strategy for an in basket exercise at an assessment center.

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